Lateral Thinking^^

This puzzle is called lateral thinking...

Which I found in my oh-long-forgotten-mailbox... again...
And so I decided to post it up and share it with you guys...
Scrol down slowly and be honest to yourself...

Think like a wizard!!!

Enjoy~

man
1.---------------
board















Ans: man over board!


Okay let's see if you've got the hang of it?




stand
2. ----------------
I














Ans: I understand...

Ok?
Got the drift??

Let's try a few now and see how you fare??
Muahahahahaha...



3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/















Ans: reading between the lines...




4. r
road
o
a
d















Ans: cross road


Not having a good day are you??
Redeem yourself...





5. cycle
cycle
cycle















Ans: Tricycle



Not easy to figure out ha!



0
6. ----------------
M.D.
Ph.D.














Ans: Two degrees below zero!!!




C'mon!!! Give it a little thought!!!




7. Knee

light















Ans: neon light


(knee-on-light)


You can prove you're smart by getting this one right...



ground
8.-----------------------------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
















Ans: six feet underground!!!




Oh no... not again...




9. he's X himself















Ans: He's by himself....



Now you're messing up big time!!! >.<





10. ecnalg















Ans: backward glance






Not even close!!!




11. death ... ... ... ... ... life















Ans: life after death!!!



Okay last chance... = =



12. THINK















Ans: Think big!!!!!!!!!!!!





And the last one is real fundo---




13. aaabbbbbbabababababbbababbbababbbabbbabbababaa
ababbabbbbbbbbbbbabbbbababababaaaaaaaaaaababababab... ...

















Ans: Long time no 'c'

So, how did it go??
Was it fun? Relaxing? Challenging? Interesting? Or just idiotic...




Well...
I just got 5 out of 13 correct = =
Haizzz...
Face it... I'm dumb...

Cheerio~