Monday, February 16, 2009

Why Teachers Are So Stressed!‏




Why are teachers so stressed??

When in school, all the teachers always seem to be raging mad??
Want to know the reason?
Well there you have it!!!
Have good look at the pictures below...
I found this in my e-mail...
I bet most of you have seen this...
The essays are really hilarious though...
Click on the pictures to have a better view...

I am a boy. Boy is boy??
Huh??
This essay is just annoying!!!
If I was the teacher, I'll either tear it or throw it out the window...
*sigh*


This is an exciting day outside my window??
Now I know why my mum comes home from school with messy hair...
Haha...


My math is bad, terrible, lousy...
But compared to this??
I'm a genius!!!


... ...


What great logic + humor...


I wish I thought of that...
Haha...
There's a simple solution in everything...


six = 6
You're a genius!!!



Fun and creative way in solving math...


No, there is an elephant in the way...
Imagine the teacher's face!!!
@.@


Ninja turtle??







Well... Kids shall be kids...
I hope I'm not one of those above??
o.0'''
Now I finally understand how a teacher feels...
Well not completely...
At least I know how ridiculous the answers can be...





~*owari*~

Sunday, February 15, 2009

CNY pictures...


Computer fixed...
Meaning I was able to transfer my photos to the computer^^
It seems like Chinese New Year is long over...
I remember how eager and excited I was when the Chinese New Year was coming...
Now it seems so far away...
Like a dream...
At least I have photos for prove^^

Well... For the first day of the Chinese New Year...
My friends and I went from house to house asking for red packets = =
Haha...
There were around 19 of us... I think...
Almost half of the class of 5sn 2008...
It was weird...

At least we didn't have to walk...
We had drivers^^
There were 4 cars all together^^
We had the chance to go to further places without having to walk...
Though the amount of red packets weren't as many as I imagined...
Haizzz...
I'm a bit money minded this year^^




The photo above was taken in Jeremiah's house...
And I got this photo from Nate River...
But I think she got it somewhere else...
Anyway, there's one person missing...
Haizzz...


Chinese New Year =
Lanterns + Red packets + New clothes + Lanterns + Junk food...

My ideal Chinese New Year^^
Haha...
Red packets = Money^^
Ke-ching~ Ke-ching~


Oh... I saw this mandarin orange lying about...
And what's funny bout it is the 'ToTo' number on it...
People these days...


My little cousin lighting a candle...
Hehe^^



That's my mum and my uncle(her bro)
These photos were taken during the barbecue and when it was almost over...
Coz, I was to busy setting everything up...
Haizzz...


Actually the candles we lit really lit up the place...
It had great effect^^
The candles glowed like fairies...
Or something like that = =
But... It was truly wonderful and amazing...
I feel as if I'm exaggerating...


My uncle...
Actually...
It wasn't really as bright...
My phone was on night mode...
Hehe^^
It felt like camping in the dark...
And we really had no idea whether the food we barbecued were cooked or not until we tasted them...
Haha...


My mum...
Who prefers to barbecue green capsicum rather than meat...

My 'Jiu mu'


Tada!!!
What do you call that thing??
Where you put the charcoals in??
And are those pointy things were you poke the meat called skewers??


My granpa's house in Raub...
It's not much...
We were on the hillside at that time...


Pretty lantern...


... ...
Can you see anyone sitting on the chairs??
Can you??
... ...


This was taken when we tried to get the fire started...
We added too much charcoal I think...
Oooops = =

My cousin and my bro fooling around with my phone and took this dumb picture...
Which I decided to post it up here for no reason = =


My extremely naughty + hyperactive cousin...
He kept screaming for me when the candles went out...
Jeez...

After having a look at those photos of mine..
Don't you think that it looks more like a lantern/mooncake festival rather than Chinese New Year^^
Hehe...





Oh and speaking of red packets...
This year's amount is highly disappointing...


I got only 30 red packets...
My bro got 1 red packet less than me and yet he still got more money than me??!!
You gotta be kidding me!!
The total contents inside my red packets were around RM 388...
I think...
But my bro got RM 400 something...
It just doesn't make sense!!!
Oh well...
Chinese New Year isn't all about money I know...
But don't you all love money??
Hehe^^


I'm contented with what I have
But I really don't understand why...
Oh forget it...





That's about all the photos I've taken...
It feels weird posting Chinese New Year after Valentine's day...


Cheers^^

P/s: Comments please??

Friday, February 13, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day and who shall be my Valentine??



We are
each of us angels with only one wing
and we can only fly by embracing one another...


Yay!!! I'm back!!!
My computer was fixed yesterday!!!
Yipee^^

Today's Valentine...
And as usual and sadly
I don't have a Valentine...
Haizzz...

Really...
Not even a stalk of rose...
Or chocolates for me
*sob*
Not even a Valentine message...
Haizzz...

Not even a simple wish...

That's really dreadful...
= =

Oh well...
I'll leave it to fate to decide...
I quote Oprah
It is not necessary to spent your valentine with your beloved one, you can have a Valentine with anyone even your family and friends... or something like that...
I'm not sure whether that's what she said, the meaning is still there...
Hehe^^

So you guys... I wish you
Happy Valentine's Day^^

Muackzzzz....





I found some pretty Valentine pictures on the net...


Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.



Roses are red...
Violets are blue...
And won't you be glad?
To be my Valentine too??


In the arithmetic of love,
one plus one equals everything,
and two minus one equals nothing.



Valentine = Chocolate??


... ...
Powder??
Spices??
Make up??
You choose...
Even I have no idea what that is...




Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day



So... do you mind to be my Valentine??


*~owari~*



P/s: Comments please^^

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

子乃豚也, 吾非豚也


As you all can see Everything in my blog is in English...
Yes, that's quite true...

I hope none of you think that I don't understand Chinese...
= =


I know that
bloody language..
But I'm just to lazy to type in Chinese plus there's some problem with the laptop that prevents me from typing long sentences of Chinese...
= ='''


Okay...
Let's return to the main topic...

Here's a sentence in Chinese that I remembered suddenly...
It's in the old form of Chinese

(If you know what I mean)
It was invented by my friend
to pull another friend's leg...
Hehe...


Well...

I was hoping to give you guys a test...

Do you know what it means??
Note that this is a self invented 'quote'...
There may be mistakes...

子乃豚也, 吾非豚也




So, guys??

Do ya know what it means??
Feel free to refer to the dictionary!!!

Hahahax...


I'm nuts aren't I??


Oh and those who already know the answer please keep it to yourself...

I'm talking to you!!!
NATE RIVER


This just for fun...
I'm sorry to say there are no prizes to be won...
But I'll be glad to give you a free hug.. = ='''
Urghhh... = ='''






~*owari*~


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

First post of the month + 你一定做过的18件傻事!!!

Okie...
This is my first February post = =
First of all...
I would like you all to know that my computer is still spoiled...
The darn computer man just came and took my darling CPU away...
He said that it was corrupted and whatnot... = =
Haizzz...
*sob*

So now I'm using my bro's laptop secretly...
Hehe...
I have only one brother and he's younger than I am...
And yet...
He's really horrible, fat, ugly, terrible...
He NEVER lets anyone touch his darn laptop...

I'm not used to the position of keys on the laptop
and I dare not touch other stuff on the laptop in case I leave any evidence behind...
Those are the reasons I haven't been updating my blog = =
And I loathe the touch pad of the laptop...
It's way too sensitive!!!
I can't wait to feel the curve of the mouse again...
I sound like a pervert don't I??
Hehe...

And besides I've been sticking my nose in online comics again...
Hehe...
ONEMANGA!!!!

I'm currently reading

Magister Negi Magi
( which is so exciting...)

Ouran High School Club
(Which is hillarious and kinda dumb)

Gakuen Alice
(Hillarious and silly^^)


Well back to the main topic...
What's the main topic again??
Never mind...



Oh and I'll be posting things about CHINESE NEW YEAR on my blog soon
I guess...
If my CPU comes back to mama...



Well... I'm going back to reading my comics^^
And listening to my Grade 8 songs...
= =



See Ya^^







Oh yeah... I found this little something in my long forgotten mail box...
= =
It's kinda funny and silly^^
So I decided to post it here...Cause I'm gonna delete all my mails...


•●•●你一定做过的18件傻事!!!●•●•


1、用手插入米缸的米里面插来插去
Yes... I've done it before... felt good~

2、地下有阶砖时,特意隔一格一格来走(不可走过界,要完全在格内)
Yes... Been there, done that... kinda stupid really

3、用镜面反射阳光,照来照去
I don't think so...

4、铺张纸在硬币上面,然后用铅笔在上面描,描个形出来
Yes, when I was super bored...

5、吃完瑞士糖之后,将糖纸包回原本四四方方的形状出来
OOOooo... Yes... Then I'll give it to somebody else...

6、超级市场踩着购物车行走
Yes... Now, no? The cart will break = =

7、贴张写着“我是白痴”的纸条在同学的背后
Loads of times...
Pranking, yes^^

8、拍别人左边 站在别人右边
Yes... I'm an idiot aren't I??
I should have slapped the person harder... = =

9、踩别人的影子
Yes...

10、丢别人门口的拖鞋下楼
No!!!

11、下楼梯时坐在扶手上面滑下来
I don't think so
The railing might break...
And things will get ugly...

12、在电梯上往相反方向走
No...
I've never had the guts to try it...
Or rather I never dared to do it when my mum was around...

13、用萤光笔油指甲
No... I used color pencils though...

14、下雨打伞,总是故意地转那把伞
Yes^^

15、家里没人时,对着镜子学跳舞/演戏/唱歌
I hate to admit it, but yes...

16、在街上见到狗就扮猫叫,见到猫就扮狗吠
Yes^^ Haha...

17、下雨的时候,拿起伞故意往雨大的地方走去 听雨啪啪的声音 感觉很爽
Yes^^ I like it...

18、玩家电包装里的那张有很多泡泡的塑料膜,把泡泡一个一个按破

Oh... It was like my hobby when I little... = =

你一定至少有做过13件。。。

现在回想起来好好笑哦。。。。
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。。



*owari*