Monday, February 28, 2011

OMGITSSODAMNFUNNY!!! XD


就是砍砍砍,
不断死命的砍!

除此之外别无他法!







太太太搞笑了!!
看到就立刻printscreen放上部落格来。




XD






The Joker :D


Too lazy to type properly...
So I'll just update with this drawing...



His the JOKER.
In his lair.



I'm quite anxious about my driving test tomorrow,
hope I don't fail.
XD









God bless Japan and the whole wide world.
:)



Ballerina :)




Still not in the mood to type anything serious.
So I'm posting a random sketch of mine to fill in the blanks.

:)







I know,
her dress resembles nothing like a ballerina's tutu.


I had to edit it,
cause the photo I took was too blur and I have no scanner.
Somebody buy me a scanner!!






She's a ballerina,
dancing on tiptoes :)




P/s: I was once a ballerina too XD
I'm serious.








I was inspired by Devianart artists's to draw properly.

Time: half an hour.
Material: None other than my favourite mechanical pencil.
As simple as that.



















The author is currently in love with BLEACH.
Damn funny :D




Sunday, February 27, 2011

The death and the strawberry.

I know, I know,
the title makes no sense at all...XD


Though if you guys are BLEACH fans,
you'll know that that is actually the title of the 1st chapter.
The moment I saw it I was like,
o.0''', that makes no sense.



I'm still not in the mood to type about my lousy STPM results
so just for the sake of updating,
I took a few photos of the 2 girls I made this afternoon.





Her name is Ivy



I named her Ivy,
after the main character from Kissed by an Angel.
Yup, I'm re-reading it to kill time.
Literally.






Love your bag Ivy :)
And your dress too.








The other girl beside Ivy is Nessa, short for Vanessa.
What she's wearing is a style I've never tried before,
whether its on myself or on paper dolls.




Nessa is supposed to be this cool rebellious girl that listens to rock music all the time through that earphone of hers.
But deep down she's really soft and mushy though she will not admit that.
(You have no idea how hard was it to cut those earphones!)


While Ivy on the other hand,
is this quiet and obedient girl who loves helping everyone and loves simple handmade things plus she keeps a cat for a pet.
(I wish I could be as slim as her XD)










Nice?





Thursday, February 24, 2011

一个字。

















= ='''





真的好烦哦。。。
烦成绩,
烦升学,
烦填质料,
烦选科,
烦啊啊啊啊!!!!



迟点才update.
现在太懒了。












主人快疯了。



Sunday, February 20, 2011

anhuktrl;aioubv;





WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!!


I just texted.






Gawd!!!!!!!!






What to do?!!!!!





Damn nervous!!!!!












All I need is LUCK!!!

I'm now 17 minutes away from knowing my STPM results.
Ugh. Make that 30...
I doubt I'll get a reply so soon via sms or through the MPM website.
Its taking forever to load!!




I'm nervous, yes. Damn!




I woke up with a feeling this morning that I'll some how get _____ results.
Fill in the blank yourself.
XD


There's no reason for me to type it here.




So whilst waiting,
I'm blogging.
It feels like I'm blogging for my life now.
Not that there's anything worth blogging about after my results are out.

(Okay, that was just nonsense.
If you don't understand it, move on, don't dwell)




Had a night out with my friends, last night.
We had fun exaggerating bout things haha XD
Everyone was nervous.

But the laughter and jokes eased our nerves.
It was fun though we had to sit on the ground in the middle of the damn road,
plus i was wearing shorts.














Aarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh~!!!!!
Somebody give me rabbit's foot, a horse shoe, a four-leaf-clover!!!!!!
Anything lucky.
Or just give me LUCK!!!!!!!!







Saturday, February 19, 2011

Typing gibberish. Yea.





My Gawd!!!



The results aren't even released yet
and Facebook is flying with CONGRATULATIONS.
(Everyone is trying to be sarcastic)



= ='''



That's also partly my fault.




WTF.




If this continues,
I'm gonna get congratzphobia.



==========================




Pigsnout's earlier post was just gibberish.
Ignore it.
The silly hamster had nothing else to do.
Ignore it, I said.


I'm not as nervous as what he said.
At least I can still type.



Am I nervous you ask?
Look at me.
And ask yourself do i look nervous to you?




Nah, haha.
At least not yet anyway.
Yea, I know its the day before
but right now I'm not going to think so much about it
and end up with a nervous breakdown.
Its not worth it.
No way.


But if the thought does creep up,
I'll just push it away.
And act like the end of the world isn't coming to an end in less than 48 hours.


And I'm trying hard not to get my hopes up too much.
I don't even feel like thinking of an exact number from 0 to 4.
Let's say if the number comes true then, well golly,
I've got a sixth sense.
If it doesn't its either a good thing or a bad thing so no.
I'm not even praying.
Cause i know praying won't help.
the marks are already fixed.







Done typing nonsense.
I'll get back to watching my movie.
See ya~
Don't wanna be ya~









Dream High is fantastic!!





Pigsnout says hi!


Hi there boys and girls~


Pigsnout is here!




My mistress won't be joining us in this blog post as she's way too nervous to type.




Why is she nervous you ask?



Well her results will be released tomorrow, you see.

And she's scared to death.



So let's not dwell on this topic.



I'm just here to say Hi~!

And to let you know my mistress's condition.




You know,
typing with tiny paws is rather hard for a little furball like me.
So I'll come to a halt now,
all this jumping and hoping around the keys is enough to tire any hamster.










Yours cutely,
PIGSNOUT.







Wednesday, February 16, 2011

糟糕。死给你看。



今天一早,
用手机上了Facebook就看到了朋友的留言说,
星洲日报登了,
STPM成绩真的是星期一出。
也就是21号。


看了过后,
就飞快地跑下楼,
翻开星洲日报的第14页,
天呀!
真的!!



看来之前的那个网站真的是准确的。
哎呀,哎呀,哎呀!
你说,你说我现在还真么办好?




之前有跟朋友讨论过。
因为STPM成绩是可以用SMS的方法知道成绩的,
所以我们都开玩笑说,

前一天晚上,
SMS知道成绩,



如果成绩好,
就隔天穿美美去学校拍照登报纸。

如果成绩差,
就在家哭死将哭,
迟迟才去拿成绩,
免得丢脸。




这方法超好笑,
超好用。
就将吧!




其实现在并没有很害怕。
因为还有几天嘛。。。

只是稍微有点点担心,
万一成绩不好要真么办?
朋友们都是嬉皮笑脸的,
我一个人皱着眉头,忍着泪水,
苦笑对着别人摇头说,
‘不好,不好。’



更担心的是,
万一辜负了父母,
进不到大学,
要出外打工,
或则进师训。。。



唉唉唉,烦死了!!!!









P/s: 希望我写在孔明灯上的愿望会成真。





莫小姐。我家。




其实不想写这个的,
可是本人天生懒,
懒到不想upload照片。
刚好这个待在draft里面好久了
所以就post咯。



某天(我忘了是几时)
咱们‘亲爱’的莫小姐上门来找我。
来的借口是要去那家西饼屋,
还有要来拿红包。


来到我家,
完全不知道要真样招待这家伙。


最,最,最糟糕的是,
我那时只穿着上衣,
整个啊嘛样在家上网,写部落格。



唉。。。


我换着衣服的时候,
那家伙就在我的书房拍东拍西的。




她教着我老弟用计算机。

我数学差,
有号码的都别问我,
我比你更晕。









过后就走去那西饼屋。
晒死了,
白痴的我又没带伞。





你看你看,
她那白痴样。
买了蛋糕和奶油泡芙
笑到见牙不见眼。




她买的,
又是巧克力。



我老弟的,
我抢先吃了一口。
哈哈。



超好吃的cheese cake

用 google translator才知道叫乳酪
蛋糕。








写完了,写完了啦!



今天太早起床,
眼睛有点累,
脾气有点不好,
去睡个大觉才继续写吧。
掰掰。





Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine.❤




Happy St. Valentines folks!









Well I'm still single so its none of my business.
Haha XD








Sunday, February 13, 2011

燕窝。乐。



那天,
我妈从橱里找来了一罐燕窝。
最后一罐哦。





最后一罐燕窝,
当然是眼睛发亮,抢着来吃。
像饿鬼那样。





啊啊,我要定了。
(我头发好像被染上颜色了,哈哈。)







最后,
老弟和我一人喝一半。
唉。








这篇纯粹只是写爽而已。












刚刚看到某人send来的讯息,
说自己的仓鼠死翘翘了,
觉得又好气又好笑,
真是无言啊。


看了我的Cbox,
才知道原来还没死,
现在正在翻白眼,
更加无言。




红包。财神爷。笑。



今天傍晚,大概7点左右。



有帮小鬼在我家门前喊。





喊什么??






‘温老师!温老师!!温老师在家吗?!!’







在看戏的我,
还以为他们在开玩笑。
谁知,
越喊越大声,还按了门铃!



开了门,
让那帮小鬼进了来。
看他们手中的红包,
原来是来讨红包的。
不是向我讨,
是向我妈。




我妈的红包全派剩5个。
整帮小鬼大约有10个。
真么派?




所以呀,
就让他们来抢啊!



这就是我妈的个性。
= =




所以啊,
就演变成了财神爷派红包的场面咯。
啊啊。














P/s: 吉隆坡之旅迟点再写。
照片都还没整理好。。。




Saturday, February 12, 2011

Short one!!






just came back from my trip to KL with Ms. River.


Wow.



So damn tired!!!



Will update properly next time...



Friday, February 11, 2011

My diary entry to share.



Remember what I said about writing only 2 diary entries?

Here's one of them.





I was upstairs when I heard this loud banging noise from downstairs. I took it for granted. When I opened the door of the master bedroom I slept in, I heard screaming and shouting. Who else? My mum. Though she's too stubborn to admit that its called shouting. Anyway. she was screaming at my brother. Why? Cause that little jerk pissed her off. He's always playing his stupid gameboy and not doing anything useful around the house (says the other who doesn't do any too) So my mum is shouting bout his behaviour at my dad, telling him about the squirt's antics and my dad goes, he's still young, loosen up, let him play for a few more days, in other words, crap.

What? My brother deserved it. Serves him right for being a stuck up know-it-all-butthead. (Reading James Patterson has beginning to rub off on me, ha!)

I stay upstairs for a while until the war subsides. I wouldn't want to be caught in a crossfire and get hit by a stray bullet, would I? You? No. I thought so.

So I end up writing this crap in my note book.

I think I just fell in love with the word crap. Crap.



22-12-2010






Haha XD
My one and only diary entry.
The other one is too personal.





Crap







STPM results coming out??




Okay, I just found out this morning that STPM results will be out on the 21st this month.



WTF?!


That's like just 10 days away!!



I almost got a heart failure when I heard about it.








Want to know where I got the news from?
Click me
This website has been circulating Facebook.




But then,
there isn't any news about it on the MPM website.
Weird.
So my friend called the MPM hotline,
and the guy at the other end told him that the actual date is not fixed,
but 21th might be a possibility.





WTF?!!!!










English is back for now.



Hi ya~

This blog post will be in English.
Haha XD





Ms. River blogged about 'three minute hotness' in her blog,
well that got me thinking.

Am I such a person?
I mean do I do things halfway through and after some time I forget about it and move on to another and the cycle repeats itself?

No, not really.
I mean, if I really like a person or something,
I'll continue doing or liking it.





Well to be frank,
except for keeping a diary.





I started writing a diary entry on the 21th of December last year.
And then I continued on the 22th.
The last one shorter than the last.
And after that,
(empty)

XD


Yup, no follow ups. None.




For some reason,
I can't keep a proper diary.
It's sorta boring.
And I'll have to write it everyday at night.
My god.
No way am I going to do that.


I remember when I was a little girl,
my mum used to force me to write a diary entry every night before I slept.
She really FORCED me to do it.
Until I could not stand it,
this was what I wrote.





'Today, I read a book. It was very interesting.'





XD
Yup, that's all.
I'd write the same old grandmother story for days.
With alterations of course.
haha.













P/s: I'll try to keep my blog posts in English or in Chinese.
I will try to not mix 2 languages in one post.





学车。乌龙。



唉。
刚刚才学车回来。




那Auntie明明约好今天11pm.
打了个电话来,
说uncle教。
好的。





谁知?





我10分钟前已经准备好了。
坐在门口等了。

等呀等。

10分钟。。。

15分钟。。。

30分钟。。。

60分钟。。。



他妈的。
12点了还不来??!




我忍。
EQ高的我,我忍。


打了个电话。
他说迟点才到。

莫小姐也send了一封短讯过来。




原来。


#$%^@##%^@$&^@%&!#$^!$%#$^$%^!!!!!!



那 ‘亲爱’的uncle摆了个大乌龙。
他竟然走去载莫小姐,
把我们俩都搞乱了。



就是因为将,
我白白的浪费了一个小时多。



唉。
同人不同命。



……………………………………………………




学车的部分呢。。。

哈哈。
这次有的在公路上驾。

有点刺激。

住了这么久,
还是第一次从自己家门驾到去Bukit Indah.
(因为要载那家伙回家)
然后驾到街上,
再去驾驶学院。



好玩!!
可是呢,
不知为何,
我的眼睛一直在放空。
超blur.




Uncle说转左,我转。
Uncle说放clutch,我放。
Uncle说踩油,我踩。
Uncle说慢点,我慢。
Uncle 说拉brake,我拉。




唉。。。





好想快点驾上手。







快点!!!







(这是昨天打的,忘了po上来)







Thursday, February 10, 2011

新。开心。





真的好开心哦。



从我部落格新开张就用到现在的那个blog template,
换了咯!



有少许不舍。




但还是很开心。
嘻。







谢谢你,
绍敏。
(90度弯腰,鞠躬)



谢谢你来我家帮我弄了这东西,
要不然我想十年后,
我还是用着同样的template吧!



啊啊。








要改变,也需要动力










Wednesday, February 9, 2011

外遇。啊啊。



英语先生啊,

请您体谅我吧!





我并没有搞外遇。







华文先生,

他只是我失散多年的老友啊!













有没有被炸到的感觉?








要学车去咯!
掰掰。




停电。气。



昨晚又停电。




那时幸好没有像上次那样在冲凉。
而是在书房写笔记。



黑漆漆的。


我心里想。
又搞什么鬼。





电话在客厅充电中。
匆匆忙忙的,
竟然撞上了我家的钢琴。
当场翻了个白眼。
上次撞的是橱,这次是钢琴。




拿了电话,
又跑去拿蜡烛,打火机。
结果,
蜡烛都还没点着,




电源又恢复了。











TNB, 很好玩啊??







写。华文。







最近一直用华文写部落格。
应该会有人想问我为什么吧。



就直接po一篇文章上来。




其实我从以前部落格新开张时,
就很羡慕人家可以用华文写部落格。


自己为何不能呀?
Print screen 给你们看。




乱七八糟的。
怎么打呀?


一开中文之星就会将的鬼样。




有了这个(下面)

乱乱的情况都不再出现了。
不知是从哪来的。
好像很久以前就有了,
只不过自己太blur,
没发现而已。
唉。。。




还有,
本人觉得用华文写好像比较有feel。
有吗有吗?
听某人说我 ‘写华文出乎意料很好笑。’
有吗有吗??





还有还有,
用华文写,
现在比较有新鲜感啊。
可以一天内不厌其烦的一口气po五六篇文章。
可能因为写英语写闷了吧。






还有还有,
我用华文写,不需要像英语那样长篇大论。
为了解释一样东西写一大堆有的没的的。





还有还有,
我觉得呀,
自己的华文实在是太糟糕了。
那天在孔明灯上写愿望,
竟然连 ‘瘦’ 字怎么写都忘了。
还要老弟帮忙!





所以啊,
才写华文咯。




因该只是三分钟日热度的吧。
希望是。
因为英语毕竟是本人的母语。







嘻 :)












西饼屋。❤。


我家附近开了间西饼屋。
毫不起眼。
平时驾车经过都没看到。




昨天母亲带了我和老弟去了一趟。
今天也忍不住,
又去了一趟。





它叫Shimayo。









那里没有面包,
只有蛋糕。



整间店,
可以说一点设计也没有。
空空的。
白白的。





但是蛋糕都好美好美,
款色也特别,
最重要,
味道超赞呀!!
它的 Green Tea Swiss Roll 超好吃!!



也许,
我对蛋糕的见识不高,
但可看得出厨师的用心。



那里的大姐告诉我们,
为了确保蛋糕的品质,
这里卖不完的所有蛋糕,



全都要丢到。






妈呀!!
你不要全都送给我吧!!!









今天买了这个。
老弟超喜欢的。
Cream puff.


用google translator
才知道原来华文叫奶油泡芙




你看他那欠扁的样子。
今早用了我的牙刷应该都忘记了吧。









幸好这家店不是开在我家对面,
要不然
肥死我呀!!!









(帮人家打广告)







学车。唉。




今天下午三点,
我学车。



我15分钟前早已准备好了。
穿上有领的衣服,
长裤,
鞋子,
差点还忘了戴眼镜。


就坐在屋外的小椅子上等。
每次有车经过,
就会有种紧张的感觉。



那auntie迟了点。
无所谓。

看了莫小姐的部落格,
得知那auntie才第一堂课就让人在公路上行驶,
让我有点怕怕,
心想,
auntie,你饶了我吧。


谁知,
并没有。

因为还要去载另一个学生。
哎呀,有点儿失望。



Auntie载到了Taman Anggerik,
看到了Sulaiman中学的学生在merentas desa 中。
哈哈。
想当年我也是像他们那样,
被逼在太阳底下跑完那5km的路。




学生上了车,
还要从那里驾回去Taman Desa Damai.
妈呀!
那时已经是三点半了呀!
Auntie,我们不是约好三点的吗??





到了驾驶学院,
教我的竟然不是那Auntie。。。
是个瘦瘦的马来Uncle。


幸好我的国语能力没有差到听不懂。



也幸好他人蛮nice一下的。
我放clutch太快,
车,死火了,
他竟然一直笑我。
一直笑。



Uncle,有那么好笑吗?
唉。。。







过不久,
那Uncle竟然叫我停车了,
他下车,
换了另一个肥肥的uncle。


换人我无所谓,
但有必要换来一个味道那么刺鼻的吗??





可怜的我。









所以呢,
那一个小时就在那场地转圈圈。
而且是超慢那种。


蜗牛般慢。
一点也不爽。








答了你的问题吧?










最后附上一句只有她听得懂的,
我还没问。





哈哈(欠扁)









Tuesday, February 8, 2011

车。怕。





学车学车。
有点怕怕。。。




唉。。。


没胆的我。





没事做。画。


正在上网潜水的我。
快要闷死了。



找到了个有趣的部落格。
有个像paint的画画游戏。




随手画的。
不美但可以解闷。


花了15分钟。


我画的小洋妞。





美吗?













不。










心形。❤。



我呀,
每天早晨都要扫地,做家务。






家门前的酸甘树,
叶子落满地。




突然间灵机一动,
把它扫成个心形。


普通的相机拍出来的效果不是很满意
就试试edit。





















喜欢吗?







牙刷。火。


今天一大早就被不知哪来的舞狮团吵醒了。

现在已年初几了呀?



进了厕所。
刷牙。



牙刷呢?
不见了。



睁大眼睛一看。
在我老弟的杯子里。



@#$%#$^@$%&@%&!!!!!!






那死家伙竟然用我的牙刷?!
拜托卫生点好不好!!










害我今早一肚子火。






寿司。好吃?

新年前几天,
快要闷死的我,
突然间超想吃寿司。


可是文冬哪里有得买哦?
哪里哪里?


所以只好自己动手。



早早叫了妈妈帮忙买好紫菜,青瓜,虾肉。
把饭煲好,青瓜,虾肉切了,蛋煎了。


由于家里没醋,也没柠檬,
只好硬着头皮用橙汁。
橙汁,甜的。
唉。。。


然后,
有样学样的,
把黏黏的米饭擦在紫菜上,
青瓜呀,虾肉,蛋,
一一放上去,
卷起来。


唉。。。
那刀一点也不利。
害我切得乱七八糟的。




本小姐辛辛苦苦做出来的寿司。
只有稍微一点点的卖相。
味道可是另外一回事。
唉。。。
难吃死了!!
做了那么多,只好自己吃。
一边看戏一边吞。


老弟只是试吃了上面那层蛋。
饭?太难吃了。
一点也不给面子。







唉。







失败的寿司。






晚间。烟花。


没想到本人今天po了5篇文章。
算mai这个,已是第6篇了。

了不起啊,芷宁。


其实没想到要写的,
但突然来的灵感,
能拒绝吗?




这篇的主角。




刚刚,
本小姐吹头发时,
突然砰砰砰的,
不知哪来的烟花,
把我吓个半死。


走到窗口旁一看,
就在附近。



夜空一时红的,一时青的,一时黄的。



美?
也不。
我从前都不觉得烟花美。
只是有点壮观,耀眼罢了。
别人说美,我只是点点头而已。
也不会说特别喜欢。
觉得浪漫什么的。


烟花对我来说太短暂了。
来不及欣赏它的美,
却又消失了。


但刚才,
站在窗前观赏的那烟花,
突然好欣赏它那一瞬间的爆发力。
那一瞬间的爆发力才是真正的美。



今天有点儿 :( 的心情也变得 :) 了!
哈哈。






说起烟花当然也忘不了仙女棒呀!

从网上找来的。


仙女棒呀仙女棒。
小时候,
新年就是玩这个的呀!


现在的小孩大部分因为父母怕他们被烧伤
玩的只是pop pop。
可怜啊!
那小玩意儿,
哪里好玩? 哪里刺激?
唯一刺激时,
就是拿来丢人的时候。
要不就是丢向正在行驶的车。




仙女棒可就不同啦。
能够让我享受玩火的乐趣。
XD
哈哈。
刺激多了!!


你看你看,
还可以画出字来。


要不然,
我和表弟们用仙女棒烧呀烧,
搞破坏。
把石头呀,蚂蚁呀,甲虫呀,
全都烧焦了。


不乖不乖。
可是那才好玩嘛。




老弟用完整盒的仙女棒的杰作。



圆圆的甜甜圈。










花,
,太






P/s: 啊啊啊,真的上瘾了。XD