Huh... The title speaks for it self...
Okay let's dive straight to the point. We had Malay today... A very, extremely, horribly boring lesson and to make matters worse, it was the last period... The teacher decided that our Malay wasn't good enough and gave us those freaking trial papers from other states... It was so terribly boring!!!
Then I started coming up with weird ideas... Hehehehehe... I started asking my friends all sorts of questions...
1) What would you do if you were the last person on earth???!!!
I got all sorts of silly answers... One of my friends said she would go to the White House?? What?? You can't even make your way out of Bentong and you expect to go overseas?? I mean it's not like she can fly a plane or something... That was the lousiest answer I got... Blah...
Well me, I think I'll just sit in a dusty corner and wait for my time to come?? Or roam the streets naked?? Hahaha...
2) If you were given 3 wishes what would you want??
Money?? I think that would be something everyone would choose... Well if I were the genie I would grant the person's wish by giving the person a job in a bank... Haha be more specific guys...
Perfect IQ AND EQ... Yes, that is something worth wishing for...
An entire collection of books, I mean every book that has ever existed... Muahaha...
Let's see there are actually more options. Superpowers? I wanna be telepathic. I wanna have wings. Yes I wanna FFLLLLYYYYY!!!! But right now, I just wish I can survive till SPM...
3) If you were given a choice... which would you choose? A crippled or a drug addict to be your partner for life??
Ermm... I think I'll rather be a nun, won't you?? Well in the end I choosed a crippled one... Well I hope I won't have to make this choice in real life...
4) If the whole class was stranded on an island... Who will you choose to eat first??
Ermmm... I'll rather die of hunger than eat human flesh... Sounds like something in a horror movie.. Can't we just go fishing?? I'm not exactly a cannibal or am I a carnivore type... But I think I'll choose to eat the only vegetarian in our class... Hehehe...
5) If two men proposed to you, which would you choose?? First guy: Handsome but lives in rags... Second guy: Damn ugly (Looks like he has been a mistake) but filthy rich...
Oh hell... I thought of this question and couldn't answer it... In the end I came up with an answer... I'll expect the ugly guy's proposal, then elope with the handsome one together with the rich guy's money... HEHEHE...I doubt if I'll be that lucky...
That's about it... My crappy questions with my lousy answers...
I hope the coming day won't be as boring...
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